Don’t Breathe

It’s kind of noteworthy that we’ve been in a glut when it comes to decent horror thats only been corrected recently; we had ‘The Witch’ earlier in the year, which was excellent, and we also had ‘Goodnight Mommy’, which was equally excellent. So following the trend of “finally, decent horror movies” is ‘Don’t Breathe’, the … Continue reading Don’t Breathe

Eat This!

‘Sausage Party’ is to Disney/Pixar what ‘Avenue Q’ is to ‘Sesame Street’; a parody of the Pixar formula of anthropomorphizing everyday objects whilst mining their tendency to go out of their way to avoid the darker or more adult implications of the premise. ‘Sausage Party’ gains a lot of its humour by opting to lean … Continue reading Eat This!

Pledge Allegiance

It appears to be cosmically noteworthy that ‘The Purge’ series is gradually getting better; the first movie was a dire and lifeless slasher horror that squandered one of the most fertile movie ideas in forever as a get out of jail free card for why nobody ever calls the cops. The second movie, ‘The Purge: … Continue reading Pledge Allegiance

Hurts Really Really Bad

You know, these days I’m genuinely starting to feel sorry for Warner Brothers because they just can’t seem to catch a fucking break. Of all the non-excitement surrounding the current larval stages of building a DC Comics movie universe, ‘Suicide Squad’ actually looked the most promising, or at least had the potential to end up … Continue reading Hurts Really Really Bad